• me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
    1. The boy who takes your virginity is only going to love you long enough for you to stay in his bed.
    2. Your first job is never the best job. But you’ll meet some of your best friends there.
    3. Sometimes things don’t go the way you expect them to at all.
    4. People are usually never who they say they are.
    5. If you love someone, you need to tell them. Nobody is good at the guessing game.
    6. If your best friends don’t like the boy you’re involving yourself with, chances are he’s bad news.
    7. If a boy starts an invitation with, “Are you home alone”/”I’ll be home alone”, say no. You are a human being, not a toy to be played with.
    8. If some boy invites you to “the backseat of his truck”, he’s a piece of shit. Tell him to fuck himself.
    9. “Sorry” doesn’t always fix what you messed up.
    10. Stop wasting time wishing you could take back what you already did.
    11. You are at fault sometimes.
    12. There’s going to be a boy that you let get away. Yes, you loved him. It’s for the best, though.
    13. Toxic people hardly ever start off toxic.
    14. It’s always nice to make new friends, but never forget who your real friends are.
    15. Never lose the friends that would answer their phone at 3am if you called
    16. Never lose sight of who you are because of a boy.
    ― 16 Things I Learned While Being 16 (via dizzyhemmings)

    sluttynuggets:

    i hate the website weheartit??? you can hear tits??? do they even make noise???

    (Source: astronaute)

    fuckies:

    I appreciate fine art and fine boys.

    freddybenson:

    ikaneki:

    ectobiologist:

    ikaneki:

    ectobiologist:

    gibby.

    "hi gibby!" freddy said as he smiled and waved in greeting.

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    "freddy…i’m so glad you could make it" gibby whispered in a sexy tone as he begins to unzip his pants
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    What the FUCK is this

    buttlid:

    wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

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